Out Of Context

"Josh I can't get my computer to work, I don't have the monkey on it"

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Fear

After watching a documentary on grizzly bears in Alaska on PBS, it left Sara with all kinds of questions:

Sara: "Where do bears live?"
Me: "In the woods"
Sara: "Are there any bears around Clare?"
Me: "I don't know, I've seen some in Houghton Lake before"
Sara: "WHAT?!? If I saw a bear in Houghton Lake I would never go back there ever! Wait, didn't you want to camp somewhere around there? I am never going camping there now. They have bears, cougars and zodiac killers."
Me: "Wait... zodiac killers?"
Sara: "Ever since that movie I've never wanted to camp in Michigan"
Me: "That movie took place in New York or something" (*it was California... my bad)
Sara: "Camping has my biggest fears: bears, cougars and zodiac killers. I hate the woods."

I gotta get Sara to stop watching TV.

Sara's optimism

"All this puking is making my abs so strong."


...I'm just gonna let that one go.

I found another old post that never got published!

John: wow, you look like that guy who plays piano

Sara: The Hunchback of Notre Dam?

John: Uhmmm, no. Does the hunchback play piano?


Wait, Sara thinks she looks like a Hunchback? Am I the only one that caught that?

Good thing Sara doesn't do drugs

Sara and I were watching a cop show and they arrested someone for possessing Shrooms:

Sara: Wait... Are Shrooms actually Mushrooms?
Josh: Yeah, what did you think they were?
Sara: I donno some hip name for a pill or something... maybe a mushroom shaped pill?

Everytime I got to the pharmacy now I look for mushroom shaped pills.

What kind of veggie are you?

Sara was doing a call-in on the radio asking people what kind of vegetable shape they resemble. Someone suggested she looks somewhat like a kidney bean...

"I think I look more like an eggplant than a kidney bean. Kidney Beans aren't real vegetable, they're all fakey."

Well, if you are what you eat, Sara is definitely not fakey...