"All this puking is making my abs so strong."
...I'm just gonna let that one go.
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
I found another old post that never got published!
John: wow, you look like that guy who plays piano
Sara: The Hunchback of Notre Dam?
John: Uhmmm, no. Does the hunchback play piano?
Wait, Sara thinks she looks like a Hunchback? Am I the only one that caught that?
Sara: The Hunchback of Notre Dam?
John: Uhmmm, no. Does the hunchback play piano?
Wait, Sara thinks she looks like a Hunchback? Am I the only one that caught that?
Good thing Sara doesn't do drugs
Sara and I were watching a cop show and they arrested someone for possessing Shrooms:
Sara: Wait... Are Shrooms actually Mushrooms?
Josh: Yeah, what did you think they were?
Sara: I donno some hip name for a pill or something... maybe a mushroom shaped pill?
Everytime I got to the pharmacy now I look for mushroom shaped pills.
Sara: Wait... Are Shrooms actually Mushrooms?
Josh: Yeah, what did you think they were?
Sara: I donno some hip name for a pill or something... maybe a mushroom shaped pill?
Everytime I got to the pharmacy now I look for mushroom shaped pills.
What kind of veggie are you?
Sara was doing a call-in on the radio asking people what kind of vegetable shape they resemble. Someone suggested she looks somewhat like a kidney bean...
"I think I look more like an eggplant than a kidney bean. Kidney Beans aren't real vegetable, they're all fakey."
Well, if you are what you eat, Sara is definitely not fakey...
"I think I look more like an eggplant than a kidney bean. Kidney Beans aren't real vegetable, they're all fakey."
Well, if you are what you eat, Sara is definitely not fakey...
To be fair it is a hard word to spell
Sara: What is that word?
Josh: you mean dyslexic?
Sara: oh, ha ha, yeah...
Did I mention Sara never reads this blog?
Josh: you mean dyslexic?
Sara: oh, ha ha, yeah...
Did I mention Sara never reads this blog?
I found an old post that never got published!
Sara's thoughts on the price of postage going up:
Sara: The Postal Offices is changing the price of stamps to .42 cents from .40. Which I hate because .40 cents Even and .42 cents Not - Even.
Dice: What?.. how does that make since?
Sara: 40 cents is like a quarter and two dimes, 42 cents has pennies involved. 42: not even.
hint: I think she means a quarter, a nickel, a dime and two pennies, which I guess would be an odd amount of coins... not four dimes and two pennies, which is what I thought for a long time.
Sara: The Postal Offices is changing the price of stamps to .42 cents from .40. Which I hate because .40 cents Even and .42 cents Not - Even.
Dice: What?.. how does that make since?
Sara: 40 cents is like a quarter and two dimes, 42 cents has pennies involved. 42: not even.
hint: I think she means a quarter, a nickel, a dime and two pennies, which I guess would be an odd amount of coins... not four dimes and two pennies, which is what I thought for a long time.
Sara's Thoughts on the weekend.
Sara hates Mondays: "Why is the week so much different than the weekend? I go the whole weekend feeling fine, I wake up today I fart and now I've got a headache!"
But really, who doesn't?
Bonus:
"That's the only time I can actually look like a girl, is on the weekends!"
I wonder what she thinks she looks like during the week?
But really, who doesn't?
Bonus:
"That's the only time I can actually look like a girl, is on the weekends!"
I wonder what she thinks she looks like during the week?
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