John: I think that no matter what we do as a society there will always be some sort of Racism
Sara: yeah, there's always room for more.
I know what she meant... I think.
Monday, February 8, 2010
I'm pretty Sure Sara's going Deaf
Josh: We'll see
Sara: What?
Josh: We'll See
Sara: Oh I thought you said look both ways
Josh: Why would I say "look both ways" that doesn't even sound like "We'll See" they aren't even the same amount of syllables!
Sara: well, I was trying to look you both ways to try and understand what you were saying
Josh: Wait, you tried to make sense out of something that didn't make sense?
Wait, I was surprised by that?
Sara: What?
Josh: We'll See
Sara: Oh I thought you said look both ways
Josh: Why would I say "look both ways" that doesn't even sound like "We'll See" they aren't even the same amount of syllables!
Sara: well, I was trying to look you both ways to try and understand what you were saying
Josh: Wait, you tried to make sense out of something that didn't make sense?
Wait, I was surprised by that?
Sara's Ettiquitte
Someone who will remain anonymous was taking us out to a business lunch, Sara wanted to clarify something before she ordered:
Sara: Are you or (The Business) paying for lunch?
??: What does it matter?
Sara: Well, if you're paying I'll order more.
I guess it's a thoughtful sentiment? Maybe?
Sara: Are you or (The Business) paying for lunch?
??: What does it matter?
Sara: Well, if you're paying I'll order more.
I guess it's a thoughtful sentiment? Maybe?
Sara on Computers
"If I had a computer to run my house I wouldn't name him Jarvis, I'd name him something cool like... Steve."
If I had one I'd name it 01100001 01110111 01100101 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101
If I had one I'd name it 01100001 01110111 01100101 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101
More Saraisms
"That was when we were at the top of our notch."
"Dude you get paid Butt Squat!"
"Wow, you are all stinkin' amazing for being our fans... the bar is high now. Let's break some legs!"
Sara: was that an insultion?
John: What's and insultion
Sara: An insult with the intent to insult
John: ...Is that for real?
Nope. If these don't make much sense Sara has the explanation for that too:
"Why do I always have to explain myself to you? You're cognitive power is always a step lower than mine."
"Dude you get paid Butt Squat!"
"Wow, you are all stinkin' amazing for being our fans... the bar is high now. Let's break some legs!"
Sara: was that an insultion?
John: What's and insultion
Sara: An insult with the intent to insult
John: ...Is that for real?
Nope. If these don't make much sense Sara has the explanation for that too:
"Why do I always have to explain myself to you? You're cognitive power is always a step lower than mine."
Invisibility
Josh: Sara, what would you do if you were invisible for 24 hours?
Sara: Well... I wouldn't wear any clothes. Well, it's cold outside so I would wear some clothes, but if it was warm out I wouldn't.
next time I'll be more specific...
Sara: Well... I wouldn't wear any clothes. Well, it's cold outside so I would wear some clothes, but if it was warm out I wouldn't.
next time I'll be more specific...
Monday, February 1, 2010
Sara's Mind Being Blown: An Illustration
John showed Sara this brain bending illusion online to which Sara offered the following illustration of her mind being blown:
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