Every once in a while Sara comes out of left field with a huge, life ending problem. This particular morning it had to do with meeting herself. The actual conversation went on for almost an hour but here are some of the highlights:
Sara: Josh, I need to know why I wouldn't want to meet myself!
Josh: Why are you even thinking about this?
Sara: Because dice made think this thought and now I'm thinking!
(I go ahead and try to explain some of the basic concepts of Psychology to Sara)
Sara: So you're saying my Id will conflict with my Ego and that's why I think I'm annoying? So do I need to change myself so that I would be ready to meet myself?
Josh: What? No, that isn't even close. Why is this such a big deal?
Sara: Because they are swapping people minds now!
Josh: What? I am so lost...
Sara: You know, with mannequins and stuff. I think this is a deep seeded root problem of mine. I need to fix something, I'm moral conflicted!
Dice: Just for one minute, just for one second I want to live inside your head.
Sara: No you don't because I have a headache right now... WHAT ABOUT TWINS!?!
She went on to talk about the mental bond of twins and cry as she realized her lack of meekness (and her lack of understanding on its definition)... I'm not sure what else happened, she lost me at mannequins.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Monday, May 4, 2009
Sara Is A Racist
Sara is a racist... I guess.
Here's the backstory, in case you didn't hear Josh Holloway from Lost had a baby. He decided to name said baby "Java Kumala Holloway". Sara was laughing about how funny the name was on the air and that apparently offended someone.
This was posted anonymously as a private post on our guestbook:
I read Sara the post and her reply was, "I'm not racist, I dated a mexican!"
Problem: Solved.
Also, the baby is white, if that helps her case.
(JAVAAAAA Kumalaaaaaa! it is kind of fun to say... I guess I'm racist too...)
Here's the backstory, in case you didn't hear Josh Holloway from Lost had a baby. He decided to name said baby "Java Kumala Holloway". Sara was laughing about how funny the name was on the air and that apparently offended someone.
This was posted anonymously as a private post on our guestbook:
| "I was disappointed and a little offended this morning when Sara was mocking the name Kumala, especially the tone of voice she used. Not all of your listeners are white." |
I read Sara the post and her reply was, "I'm not racist, I dated a mexican!"
Problem: Solved.
Also, the baby is white, if that helps her case.
(JAVAAAAA Kumalaaaaaa! it is kind of fun to say... I guess I'm racist too...)
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