"Lift your veins with me and cheer! Ahoy!"
"A listener just called and told me that I'm too opinionated... I think he's a jerk."
"So this guys spends his whole life playing the lottery and when he finaly wins he dies a couple hours after buying a ticket. The ironicness... you know, that right there is why I don't gamble."
Scott: There's a new service that, for a pretty big price, you can get a celebrity to call your house and leave a message.
Sara: Sweet! I would get Jack Sparrow to call
my house!
Scott: You mean Johnny Depp?
Sara: I mean he would be cool too, but I would pay for Jack Sparrow!
"I accidentally punched myself in the face today."
"What!? I don't want you talking about our parts that way."
"My repetition for retention is horrible."
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Camping, Cougars And A Killing Spree
Sara: I HATE NATURE!!
Matt: You hate nature?
Sara: Animals that can eat you, that's what I mean by nature. Don't even get me started on cougars.
(After a rant about cougars):
Scott: Your just lucky you live in Michigan and not some other states where there are poisonous things
Sara: It's all the DNR's fault, they brought in the cougars to control the deer and now they're killing people and dragging their heads into trees
Scott: What? No one's been killed by a cougar...
Sara: That's cuz they're in the trees!
Sara: If you drug a camper/trailer out into the woods I could camp.
Josh: That's not camping, that sleeping in a bedroom outside.
Sara: That sounds nice, I'm not staying in a tent.
Josh: What's wrong with a tent?
Sara: A tent is just a body bag for cougar victims
Matt: You hate nature?
Sara: Animals that can eat you, that's what I mean by nature. Don't even get me started on cougars.
(After a rant about cougars):
Scott: Your just lucky you live in Michigan and not some other states where there are poisonous things
Sara: It's all the DNR's fault, they brought in the cougars to control the deer and now they're killing people and dragging their heads into trees
Scott: What? No one's been killed by a cougar...
Sara: That's cuz they're in the trees!
Sara: If you drug a camper/trailer out into the woods I could camp.
Josh: That's not camping, that sleeping in a bedroom outside.
Sara: That sounds nice, I'm not staying in a tent.
Josh: What's wrong with a tent?
Sara: A tent is just a body bag for cougar victims
Sara's thoughts during the New Year
Thoughts shared throughout the New Year season:
Sara: I can't wait till the 2020 so I can say that I lived through the 20s. You know? then people will think like the 1920s instead of 2020, it'll be funny.
Dad: I don't think you're gonna bluff many people
Sara: What would you call the 2010s?
Dice: I don't know... The Ots?
Sara: What!? That doesn't make any sense, what would I say 'I lived in 2008 Ots'?
Dice: No... (composes himself), normally people wouldn't say 'I lived in 1920 the twenties'.
Wow 2008 is almost over. What a rough year... but I won!
After the ball dropped the number 2008 flashed in black and white on the screen for a few seconds, Sara suddenly became wary of her non-existent epilepsy:
"Ack! Look away! What a great way to start the new year, with a seizure. What are they thinking?"
Congratulations.
Sara: I can't wait till the 2020 so I can say that I lived through the 20s. You know? then people will think like the 1920s instead of 2020, it'll be funny.
Dad: I don't think you're gonna bluff many people
Sara: What would you call the 2010s?
Dice: I don't know... The Ots?
Sara: What!? That doesn't make any sense, what would I say 'I lived in 2008 Ots'?
Dice: No... (composes himself), normally people wouldn't say 'I lived in 1920 the twenties'.
Wow 2008 is almost over. What a rough year... but I won!
After the ball dropped the number 2008 flashed in black and white on the screen for a few seconds, Sara suddenly became wary of her non-existent epilepsy:
"Ack! Look away! What a great way to start the new year, with a seizure. What are they thinking?"
Congratulations.
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