Sara: I HATE NATURE!!
Matt: You hate nature?
Sara: Animals that can eat you, that's what I mean by nature. Don't even get me started on cougars.
(After a rant about cougars):
Scott: Your just lucky you live in Michigan and not some other states where there are poisonous things
Sara: It's all the DNR's fault, they brought in the cougars to control the deer and now they're killing people and dragging their heads into trees
Scott: What? No one's been killed by a cougar...
Sara: That's cuz they're in the trees!
Sara: If you drug a camper/trailer out into the woods I could camp.
Josh: That's not camping, that sleeping in a bedroom outside.
Sara: That sounds nice, I'm not staying in a tent.
Josh: What's wrong with a tent?
Sara: A tent is just a body bag for cougar victims
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