Sara: "Oh my gosh! I'm bleeding like a banshee!"
Me: "Actually, I think it's screaming like a banshee..."
Sara: "What? That doesn't make any sense"
Me: "A banshee is a monster that has a scary scream"
Sara: "Oh... what do ya know."
Me: "Maybe you were looking for 'I'm bleeding like a stuck pig'?"
Sara: "WHAT? GROSS, ARE YOU CALLING ME A PIG?"
Me: *Sigh*
For the record I wasn't.
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