My Favorite Quotes Part 1

Here are some of my favorite Sara quotes:

Sara ON-AIR (See "Clan Of Goodness" for more) :
"Dancing with the Stars' is Focked... Shocked... ... they kicked somebody off..."
(Meant to say "Dancing with the Stars' Shocking Finale")



"If you use one eye less than the other does it die?"



Sara (watching show about the seventies): "What's that thing?
Me: "That's an 8 track player"
Sara: "Really? I didn't think those things existed"
Sara: "Did that guy just say that Jeeps are military vehicles?"
Me: "Yup that's how they originated"
Sara: "Whoa I'm learning so much"
Sara: "Wait, I didn't think they had color in the 70s!"
Me: "I can't watch this show with you."



(About the new show Time Warp that features things in slow motion):
"Awesome, I've never seen what things do when they aren't in fast mode!"


(Again about Time Warp):
Matt: "What if you played the whole show backwards?... like you take a bunch of goo throw it in a blender and watch it turn into stuff!"
Sara: "And then come back in the blender and sit."



"So really anything can be made into a trivial pursuit. Take Jeopardy , badda bing, badda boom, a trivial pursuit!"



"If something was on TV and then they made a movie then it's a sequel"



Sara: "Josh you need to do something about all the beetles in the basement!"
Me: "Ok, later this weekend I'll throw a bug bomb down there and take care of them."
Sara: "That wont work! Beetles can survive a nuclear blast!"
Me: "First, bug bombs don't actually explode. Second, bug bombs are not radio active. Third, you're thinking of cockroaches not beetles."



"That would make the best Back To The Future movie ever!... Ride."



"Did you see that gas is only 2.01? if it goes down another two cents it'll be like 1 something!"


More To Come...
-Josh-